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Thursday, June 23, 2011

Top 10 Signs You Might Be a BR (Bible Reading) Addict if…

10. You can recite entire chapters (not including Ps. 23)
9. You know the number of chapters there are in at least 20 books.
8. You listen to an audio Bible while driving.
7. You have your Bible on your desk at work.
6. You carry a Bible with you in your purse or pocket.
5. You schedule your day around reading the Bible.
4. You can tune out your kids and spouse while reading the Bible.
3. You salivate when someone quotes a scripture.
2. You still have your perfect attendance award from Bible drill.
1. Your first words to answer most questions are, “The Bible says…”

Warning: If you answered Yes to at least 7 of these, consider joining a local Bible Readers Anonymous.  Join me on your road to recovery.

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